| 12-28-03 | Stig Hackvän | Out with a bang. |
| 12-21-03 | Jeremy Grosser | 'I must be a genius or something!' |
| 12-14-03 | Peter McGaughey | It's a picture thing... |
| 12-07-03 | Tille | 'I tried to keep penguins, but they kept falling off the balcony.' |
| 11-30-03 | Kelly | "I'm 25 years old ... and have been diagnosed with what has become known to some as New Yorker Potty Mouth Disease" |
| 11-23-03 | Randy Constan | One for the kids...I think. |
| 11-16-03 | Liz and Bill | You talkin' to me? |
| 11-09-03 | Jay Barak | 'Phooey' |
| 11-02-03 | Peter A. Merel | 'Give away what you don't need.' |
| 10-26-03 | Green | It ain't easy being Green... |
| 10-19-03 | Phil Hill | 'My goal was to gain a social life, and Mensa has given me that, and more.' |
| 10-12-03 | The J-Geek Crew | 'If you think of yourself as a geek you'll probably fit in here.' |
| 10-05-03 | Luke Sienkowski | 'As heard on the Dr. Demento Show...' |
| 09-28-03 | Lance Lavery | 'For those of you who are wondering, I am going back to school.' |
| 09-21-03 | Christopher Whipple | 'Phew. Fantastic. I can't wait until they release this to the general public.' |
| 09-14-03 | Richard Harter | 'You know you're from Michigan when...' |
| 09-07-03 | Craig Stacey | 'I spend my time...trying to be funny or intelligent, which makes me an official wise-ass.' |
| 08-31-03 | Joseph Di Girolamo | '...my background is half-Italian and half-Cuban. I guess that makes me a "spiguinea."...' |
| 08-24-03 | Nils Jeppe | 'Yeah, I am a geek. There is no denying it...' |
| 08-17-03 | Paul MacPherson | One Cool Canuck |
| 08-10-03 | 'Restless' Mike | 'Who’s this Restlessmind character, anyhow?' |
| 08-03-03 | Lisa | 'Well, there you go... biff in a nutshell' |
| 07-27-03 | Ryan Grove | 'I like pie, movies, books, pie, making fun of those less fortunate than myself, and pie.' |
| 07-20-03 | Lisa Booth | Hey now, you're a geekstar... |
| 07-13-03 | Davinder Mahal | 'I've been a Mac geek for a long time.' |
| 07-06-03 | Zack Urlocker | '...I got a good deal on the domain name.' |
| 06-29-03 | Danny Hutton | 'All Geek...All the Time' |
| 06-22-03 | Bryan Villados | Pretty fly for a Mac guy... |
| 06-15-03 | Brian Hobbs | I think I am turning Japanese...er Korean. |
| 06-08-03 | William A. McKee | Losfer Words. |
| 06-01-03 | Pip Wilson | I come from a land down under... |
| 05-25-03 | Asan Tu | Oh no, not Another Geek (dot) com! |
| 05-18-03 | Melissa Squires | Love is in the air! |
| 05-11-03 | Ramin Khatibi | There always seems to be one bad apple... |
| 05-04-03 | Maggie | No Fairies were injured in the creation of this page. |
| 04-27-03 | Ed Ting | Star Search? |
| 04-20-03 | Shel | Nice play on words. |
| 04-13-03 | Christopher A. Bohn | 'My attention is now on the intersection of reusable software components and distributed computing.' |
| 04-06-03 | Margaret McGaley | 'I am an enthusiastic Go player...' |
| 03-30-03 | Lord Carnage | 'There. Now that that’s done with, on with the lunacy.' |
| 03-23-03 | Tom Robinson | 'I’m a White Knight who expects nothing in return for my good deeds' |
| 03-16-03 | Gretchen Pirillo | Wife of the much beloved 'Lockergnome' |
| 03-09-03 | Ben, Antoni, and Kenny | Making Monty Python proud! |
| 03-02-03 | NT | 'Mostly it's just lame' (his quote, not mine!) |
| 02-23-03 | James K. Hoffman | 'Diary of a Network Geek' |
| 02-16-03 | Mr. Rapp | Chemistry Help Site |
| 02-09-03 | Thomas Sibley | 'It's mine, all mine.' |
| 02-02-03 | Mister Word Man | ...bring me a dream, er, word. |
| 01-26-03 | Hannah Beth | 'Well, maybe I'm a little conceited.' |
| 01-19-03 | Shannon Campbell | Folk Geek |
| 01-12-03 | Gary Field | 'Hi There!' |
| 01-05-03 | Web Mistress | Crazy for... |